STOP STOP  STOP
Go no further until you complete the following requirements.

First turn that crappy ass Netscape Navigator 6.0 (or or less) OFF!

This is due to the Real Audio plug in, and several of the marquee applets I use on this website are not compatible with Netscape.  And, I know real audio has low quality, but it has a quick download time, I wanted to be fair to my friends and family without broadband.

Also, within the next year I intend to have my music collection and video collection  online for my friends and family so they can efficiently search and request CD or DVD/VCD copies of my things.

This web can only be viewed using Microsoft Internet explorer, AOL, MSN Explorer, (Opera for Win is not compatible).

Browser Links

This web site is optimized for 800x600 minimum.
If you choose not to complete the following requirements, and this web page looks lame and stupid (and it will if you don't) I take no responsibility for your laziness.  I spent about 20 hours total (taking in account all the times my ADHD distracted me while working on this) The least you can do is take 10 minutes once (one minute for a font download 9 for a real player, on a 28.8K modem).

 
I apologize for making such a complex web page, but honestly I made it for my own fun not really because I really care what people think.
However in order to see this web site properly you must complete the following requirements.

NOTE: ALL  DOWNLOADS HERE ARE FREE!

Click the Appropriate box below to download the fonts on this web page (you can thank me for the new free fonts later). This is a simple quick download of a font file, open and follow the instructions included in the zip file.

Then close your browser, and come back to this page!  (Oh, and incase you don't have zip.  here is the link for pc, http://winzip.com  mac to come when I have the fonts for you).

At minimum please do this or else this page will look trashy as a tube top and koolats!  You only have to do this ONCE! There are 7 RARE FONTS USED in my alcove!

 download from real.com the new realplayer its free, thank you.
If you do not see a Real Player box above this you must go to http://real.com and download the latest
"real player" for your platform. It may look like a big download, but it goes very fast.  (Almost everyone with a PC already has Real Player, you may not have the updated one however).

Below this line are 2 pictures (screen shots from my pc,) click to enlarge (they show up in separate windows,) The one on the left is how the web page will look with Netscape Navigator, even with the fonts installed.  The next one shows how everything should look using internet explorer, and having all the fonts and plug ins installed You will see the large difference, and understand why I am asking you to take these simple steps, once. The screenshots are of this page and the next page, the two simplest pages in my alcove.  Yet, notice the difference of the browsers, and notice the large difference (esp. in page 2, the bottom part of the pics) having the right fonts makes.

  <<N.S.N. 6.0 w/ no fonts I.E. >>

Thank you very much for your cooperation.

Browser Links

Below Are Links to MSN Explorer, and Internet Explorer, you will note they are plain old ordinary hyperlinks, this is because you're using Netscape or Opera right now, which are selectively compatible with my fading links, and I wanted you to be able to access the hyperlinks with out having to worry about you getting a little gray box instead.  Please note that there are separate PC and Mac links for IE

Internet Explorer for PC

Internet Explorer for MAC

Download MSN Explorer

However, to use it you will need "a passport".  So if you don't have a hotmail account, (which I don't recommend hotmail sucks ass)... you can get a passport which is Microsoft's free way of letting you access their products with out having to buy into their trashy services.

To set up a passport (real easy) click the link below.

Passport